So my brothers got me an iRobot Roomba for Christmas. As you may know, these things can be
reprogrammed to add new functionality. Here's what I'm planning to do with mine:
1. Chase my cat (Moz) around the house, but only when he's espousing his conservative agenda
2. Fetch drinks
3. Order pizza
4. E-mail Chris (brother) another Facebook Friend request
5. Breakdance
6. Sign for delivery packages (damn you, UPS)
7. Join the "coalition of the willing" to fight Muslim terrorists
8. Maintain a running total of the number of babies produced by the Palin family (note required memory upgrade)
9. Auto-respond to IMs from Wendy
10. Figure out where to go for dinner