What the flesh requires keeps the heart imprisoned

Tue 30 Dec 2008, 04:46 PM by Jay Kastner
So my brothers got me an iRobot Roomba for Christmas. As you may know, these things can be reprogrammed to add new functionality. Here's what I'm planning to do with mine:

1. Chase my cat (Moz) around the house, but only when he's espousing his conservative agenda
2. Fetch drinks
3. Order pizza
4. E-mail Chris (brother) another Facebook Friend request
5. Breakdance
6. Sign for delivery packages (damn you, UPS)
7. Join the "coalition of the willing" to fight Muslim terrorists
8. Maintain a running total of the number of babies produced by the Palin family (note required memory upgrade)
9. Auto-respond to IMs from Wendy
10. Figure out where to go for dinner

Mon 22 Dec 2008, 02:50 PM by Jay Kastner
Best wishes to you and your family during the holiday season...
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 07:33 PM by Jay Kastner

And look how much fun it is...

Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:08 PM by Jay Kastner