Where's my umbrella?

Wed 30 Apr 2008, 11:03 PM by Jay Kastner
This is from playing softball. Which, believe it or not, has been worse for my knees than skateboarding, soccer and cross-country combined. And those are were new sport pants. And we lost...

pic one and two

p.s. yes, I am a ghost

Fri 25 Apr 2008, 09:10 PM by Jay Kastner
Hard hitting and edgy sounding, but in the end basically pointless:

Winter Springs, Florida - Cops and Beer

Wed 23 Apr 2008, 02:08 PM by Jay Kastner
125.64.61.51 is assigned to "CHINANET Sichuan province network".

Web Server Log File Excerpt

Tue 15 Apr 2008, 07:20 PM by Jay Kastner
...if your boss's boss was in town and you were in the middle of a meeting when a couple of these decided to show up on the ledge outside? Quite an ominous sign, right?
Fri 11 Apr 2008, 09:52 PM by Jay Kastner
I love y'all girls. Other than the moodiness, there's no question you've got us guys beat. But it's time for me to speak out about the scourge that is low-rise jeans. I'm begging for this fashion disaster to end. Here's the deal: unless you're Keira or anorexic like this chick, just don't do it. After all, there's a happy middle ground between low-rise jeans and mom jeans...
Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47 PM by Jay Kastner
"Hey Ma" lyrics:

Now the towers have fallen
So much dust in the air
It affected your vision
Couldn't see yourself clear
From the fall came such choices
Even worse than the fall
There's this chain of consequences
Within
Without

Action cause and reaction
Never follows to plan
Black swans on your picnic table
Knocking over the jam
Please don't preach me forgiveness
You're hardwired for revenge
War is just about business
Within
Without

Hey ma the boy's in body bags
Coming home in pieces
Hey ma the boy's in body bags
Coming home in pieces
Hey ma the boy's in body bags
Coming home in pieces
Coming home in pieces

War

The dead live on within us
(In the atoms we trust)
Keep your fingers crossed
We were choking on the smoke and the dust
And the lives that were lost
Scratch the surface of liberals
There's a beast underneath
Others hiding their Jekylls
Within
Without

Hey ma the boy's in body bags
Coming home in pieces
Hey ma the boy's in body bags
Coming home in pieces

War

I can feel the daylight
I can feel the daylight
Raining on me
Raining on me

Tue 8 Apr 2008, 01:00 PM by Jay Kastner
Big news. The article below helped me "find God". This means a) the intarwebs cannot be deemed evil and b) I found God because someone else found God.

Unfortunately, this scenario doesn't work for lost car keys (and many other things...let your mind run with that one).

But the real problem is that when I found God, she told me the intarwebs were indeed evil. That creates quite a quandry and now I think I'm losing my faith.

Hopefully, this guy and his awesome hair-do can help.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article673663.ece