I don't wanna fade out, I wanna fade in...

Sat 29 Mar 2008, 02:57 AM by Jay Kastner
...but he doesn't do anything quite as cool as this.
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 02:30 AM by Jay Kastner
Because it takes weeks to get rid of the stank...


Sat 29 Mar 2008, 02:29 AM by Jay Kastner
I've decided to host a copy. Am I brave? Or stupid? Or is this whole thing blown out of proportion? Either way, I support the right to watch it if you feel inclined...

(requires Quicktime iTunes)

Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:03 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:48 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:38 PM by Jay Kastner
Since Judge Alicia Latimore would probably be the first to agree that chewing gum isn't against the law, what exactly would she be able to do if someone decided to ignore her directive?

Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:35 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:19 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 23 Mar 2008, 10:08 PM by Jay Kastner
I'm sure someone will find a way to play with these numbers...


Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:14 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:12 PM by Jay Kastner
Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:10 PM by Jay Kastner
"Biggest shaft that isn't really a shaft: Indiana's No. 8 seed. No one outside that committee room expected the Hoosiers -- a perceived Final Four contender just a few weeks ago -- to fall so far; yet at the same time, it's entirely understandable. Indiana hasn't been nearly the same team since Kelvin Sampson left, losing to Penn State and Minnesota. Call it the Hoosiers' cell-phone overage penalty."


Fri 14 Mar 2008, 03:14 PM by Jay Kastner
It seems like all of the pictures people have taken of me lately are when I'm dead tired. This one continues the trend. I got up early on a Sunday to go riding, and this was about three hours into the trip. Sweaty. Stinky. Covered in bug splat. Helmet head. Tired. Yeah, and still dead sexy:

Larger Version

Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:55 AM by Jay Kastner
At least that's the rumor I'm hearing on the "Face Of Book" web pages thingy in the interwebs:

mom jeans snl

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Thu 6 Mar 2008, 09:46 PM by Jay Kastner
...so this should just about make her week:

Microsoft CEO does a monkey dance reprisal

Tue 4 Mar 2008, 01:49 PM by Jay Kastner
I'm running away and joining the circus. To be a clown. So there. I said it.
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 01:06 PM by Jay Kastner
"Market Force is the new dictator
Manipulator & annihilator
Mobilise, globalise
Hypnotise, homogenise
Shut your eyes, don't criticise
It's a big surprise
Ain't telling ya lies
Truth hides in plain sight
Kentucky Fried Genocide"

-The The, Globaleyes

Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:05 AM by Jay Kastner