I wanted to inform all of my loyal blog readers that E! will be doing a story on me tonight. Evidently my peeps talked and everyone knows the truth. Basically, I was out in LA two weekends ago. A black Mercedes started following me and eventually forced me to stop. It was Britney Spears, and she was still pissed off that I dumped her (mostly due to her Taco Bell habit). The next thing I know, she took out an umbrella and started hitting me. Several photographers caught her in the act:
I'm not that upset, but do ask that you pray for Britney and her children --none of which are mine, to my knowledge.