I don't wanna fade out, I wanna fade in...

Wed 31 Jan 2007, 15:45 by Jay Kastner
http://www.windows-vista-update.com/Windows_Vista_64_bit.html

"Virtually every Windows Vista edition (with the exception of Starter) will ship with both 32-bit (x86) and 64-bit (x64) versions on the same DVD. Microsoft expects the computer buying public to switch to x64 during Vista's lifetime. There will not be an Itanium version of Windows Vista."

Mon 29 Jan 2007, 21:13 by Jay Kastner
The Shins: "A Comet Appears"
Underworld: "8 Ball"
Space Monkeys: "We Are the Supercool"
Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:53 AM by Jay Kastner
Leaving Erlangen in 15 minutes. Driving to Munich. Flying out Friday morning. With any luck, in Orlando by Friday evening. This trip hasn't been bad at all (quite the opposite), and yet I can't wait to get back...
Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:43 AM by Jay Kastner
http://www.slate.com/id/2158151/

Em, did I need another reason to hate iTunes? Do you?

Thu 25 Jan 2007, 03:32 AM by Jay Kastner
I told you...
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Tue 23 Jan 2007, 11:39 AM by Jay Kastner
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the central Florida market:

Heathrow Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall of Millennia. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
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Lake Mary Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
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Sanford Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills)...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
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Winter Park Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
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Deland Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
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Downtown Metro Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
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Apopka Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Deland Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
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UCF Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two UCF Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
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Orange Blossom Trail Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
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Mt. Dora Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.
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Red Light Barbie-Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.
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Mon 22 Jan 2007, 12:12 PM by Jay Kastner
http://www.getafirstlife.com/

P.S. it's cold in Germany. And snow tomorrow.

Sun 21 Jan 2007, 00:32 by Jay Kastner
I'll be in Deutschland this week. Trying to stay out of trouble. Say a prayer, or find me a good lawyer practicing international law. Ugh, a week without Panera, Moz and txt messages from Em.
Sun 21 Jan 2007, 00:16 by Jay Kastner
Morrissey: "Sweetie-Pie". His most experimental work to date?
Stina Nordenstam: "I Came So Far For Beauty". Just for Em.
Thu 18 Jan 2007, 14:29 by Jay Kastner
Microsoft Firefox 2007
Christie sent me this...
http://www.msfirefox.com/

Wed 17 Jan 2007, 04:08 PM by Jay Kastner
Mon 15 Jan 2007, 23:24 by Jay Kastner
The The: "Good Morning Beautiful"
Lyrics

Pet Shop Boys: "Boy Strange"

Mon 15 Jan 2007, 19:29 by Jay Kastner
"The minute the T Shirt cannons or slingshots come on the court, field or ice, every man, woman or child of any age is up screaming their head off trying to get a free T Shirt . They have no idea what is on the shirt. They know the chances of getting one are slim, but it doesnt matter. Its T Shirts gone wild."
http://www.blogmaverick.com/2007/01/15/
the-lessons-of-t-shirts-to-marketers/
Mon 15 Jan 2007, 08:37 AM by Jay Kastner
How often are you asked a question with this listed as a potnetial answer?
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 22:22 by Jay Kastner
This one. It's a race to see who posts the correct answer first...
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 21:41 by Jay Kastner
Mon 8 Jan 2007, 22:06 by Jay Kastner
Erin gave me a copy of this mailer a while back...
Mon 8 Jan 2007, 21:54 by Jay Kastner
Gene: "This Is Not My Crime"
Reverend Horton Heat: "Marijuana"
Love and Rockets: "Ghosts of the Multiple Feature"
Doves: "A House"
Thu 4 Jan 2007, 22:36 by Jay Kastner
Wed 3 Jan 2007, 22:23 by Jay Kastner
Awesome! (watch the video)
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/46241/
Wed 3 Jan 2007, 08:19 AM by Jay Kastner
"...support information and contacts for consumer electronics companies from Advent to Zenith. It includes phone numbers and URLs for things like manuals and FAQs and service-center directories."
http://www.techlore.com/