There are questions as to what would be considered an appropriate reponse to the CD/DVD set. Here are some guidelines:
-A hand-written, double-spaced report explaining the benefits and strengths of each song and video.
-A second report detailing how Suede is "awesome" and how the CD/DVD set has changed your life.
-The two reports must be notarized.
-Your chances may also be improved by a) brownies, b) praise for this blog and c) the following pop-quiz:
1. When was Jay born?
2. Who is the lead singer of Suede?
3. What is the name of Brett's wife?
4. What is Jay thinking at this very moment?
5. What's wrong with Reverberated.com?
6. Panera is:
b) Jay's favorite place to eat.
c) A great place to day-dream and people watch.
d) All of the above.