I will see you in another life, when we are both cats

Wed 28 Sep 2005, 10:59 PM by Jay Kastner
DeLay indicted !!!
DeLay indicted !!!
DeLay indicted !!!
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 09:06 PM by Jay Kastner
OK, no 'geek' comments. This was forwarded to me...
12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual processors if I am to do battle with this code!
10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3. By filing this SIR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!
Tue 27 Sep 2005, 05:25 PM by Jay Kastner
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 10:07 PM by Jay Kastner
"Make sure you eat a hearty meal before attempting a battle."
Mon 26 Sep 2005, 09:56 PM by Jay Kastner
...for SAP TechED. I promise a rant later on regarding the loud people on my plane.
Sat 24 Sep 2005, 01:25 PM by Jay Kastner
"Precious" from Depeche Mode's new album "Playing The Angel".
Fri 23 Sep 2005, 10:35 AM by Jay Kastner
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:05 PM by Jay Kastner
Word is that reverberated.com has essentially been taken off-line due to public pressure, first reported here. Of course this has infuriated FoxMcNews wack-o Bill O'Reilly. Says Mr. O'Reilly: "Rev.com was a bright spot for me each day. I could count on it for candid discussion of important topics...such as Zoloft addiction, Britney Spears and strange college parties. It was hard hitting, true to the conservative ideology...and it will be missed."
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 09:21 PM by Jay Kastner
I was out last night with a super nice chick from my MBA program. Dinner at Dexter's (yummy, other than the dessert). A few failed attempts at coffee (me) and drinks (her) afterwards, though we were eventually successful. Fun. So yes, it's true, I actually left work before 8...or 9...or 10...
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 09:19 PM by Jay Kastner
Depeche Mode's "Precious" from the new album "Playing the Angel".
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 09:07 PM by Jay Kastner
Step 1. Take a look at this map.
Step 2. Think "hurricanes".
Step 3. Read this.
Step 4. Send a friend a link to my site.
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 08:59 PM by Jay Kastner
"TV talk-show legends in shoutfest over Cindy Sheehan, Bush policies"
Video here.
Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:57 AM by Jay Kastner
Tue 20 Sep 2005, 09:36 AM by Jay Kastner
Mon 19 Sep 2005, 05:29 PM by Jay Kastner
Moby's "Hotel" Disc 1 and 2
Sun 18 Sep 2005, 05:11 PM by Jay Kastner
1. No content.
2. Few updates.
3. The pictures are very dad-like.
4. It's not kastnerfamily.net.
5. I don't have an hour to read each post.
6. It's not Jay approved.
Sun 18 Sep 2005, 04:16 PM by Jay Kastner
"Scissors In The Sand" from the new Echo And The Bunnymen album "Siberia".
Sun 18 Sep 2005, 04:03 PM by Jay Kastner
1. Do not repeat the question as an answer.
2. If you do not know the answer, say so.
3. Provide helpful information, but do not state the obvious or trivial. Unless the person is retarded or a Republican.
4. After you've provided a response, shut up.
5. If able (or appropriate), ask whether you can research the answer.
6. Don't b.s.
7. Don't cry or whine.
8. Don't offer multiple answers that conflict, unless you are a Republican.
9. Don't go off into stories related to the question.
10. Remember what the question is/was.
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:37 PM by Jay Kastner
I'd like to take a moment and thank the terror that is Britney Spears. This week, she gave a little back to all of us. Yes, I'm talking about her new baby boy. Congrats to her on the quasi-act-of-nature that is "celebrity child birthin". While this non-accomplishment is nearly thought-free (think: low expectations), it proves an excellent point: gay/lesbian child adoption should be the least of our worries. So for this I say "Britney, you're the best!". Now go for that baby girl...the p0rnz industry needs your help too.

Thu 15 Sep 2005, 11:05 PM by Jay Kastner
Queue the Barry White, then CLICK AWAY.
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 09:23 PM by Jay Kastner
Dubya+Michael Brown+"Doing a heck of a job"
Karl Rove+CIA leak
Dubya+Missing military records
Dubya+Rectangular bulge+Presidential debates
Osama bin Laden
Dubya+"Mission accomplished"
Cheney+Leahy+"Go Fuck Yourself"
Dubya+"No nation-building"
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 08:39 PM by Jay Kastner
"The juvenile in question was able to obtain this information by tricking T-Mobile employees into revealing sensitive information, a hacking technique called 'social engineering,' and by exploiting a flaw in T-Mobile's Web site, according to Peter Dobrow, a T-Mobile spokesperson. 'The main issue here was social engineering,' he said. 'There also was a password reset function that we addressed on our end.'"
The Hacked Files: http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/hilton.zip/$file/hilton.zip
The Article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/20050915/tc_pcworld/122559
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 05:37 PM by Jay Kastner
"Benchmark studies prove that Dell sucks."
"Yesterday Sun hired a plane to fly over Dell's headquarters dragging a banner which read: 'Sun's got a x64 server. WATCH OUT DELL.'" http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/14/sun_server_adverts/
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 02:35 PM by Jay Kastner
My lawyer recommends "staying away from computers for a while". But when do I ever listen...
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:59 AM by Jay Kastner
Thu 15 Sep 2005, 09:40 AM by Jay Kastner
Wed 14 Sep 2005, 11:34 PM by Jay Kastner
Cranes: Future Songs
The Cure: 17 Seconds
Madonna: Ray of Light
+the usual iPod mix...
Wed 14 Sep 2005, 11:14 PM by Jay Kastner
Cost of the War in Iraq
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Wed 14 Sep 2005, 09:55 PM by Jay Kastner
Wed 14 Sep 2005, 09:51 PM by Jay Kastner
Wed 14 Sep 2005, 09:51 AM by Jay Kastner
"When asked what the Cats In Sinks site could possibly have to do with my job, I say: It's complicated."


Tue 13 Sep 2005, 10:10 PM by Jay Kastner
dubya, hurricanes, reverberated.com, shfolder.dll, taxes, rip-offs, Iraq, Iran, guns, homework, hexadismal, spam, L'Equipe, meat, colds, laundry, early morning meetings, late afternoon meetings, traffic, sorostitutes, hypocrites, Tom Delay, China, lazy people, stinky feet, rain, Fox News, Cops, most rap music, cleaning litter boxes, sticky tables, Texas, CDs that skip, trash, most country music, bills, shaving, people with bad breath, bad service, flat tires, cat hair on my clothes, loud people, connecting flights...
Tue 13 Sep 2005, 05:54 PM by Jay Kastner
Just in case you were wondering: America's Most (And Least) Efficient Charities
Tue 13 Sep 2005, 01:12 PM by Jay Kastner
I have always found the Smart cars interesting when seeing them in Germany. Now they're finally coming to the US. The only thing stopping me from buying one is the prospect of being hit by a Lincoln Navigator...


Mon 12 Sep 2005, 09:18 PM by Jay Kastner
Work would be so much nicer with a Dilbert Cubicle.

And I've decided to get an iPod Flea.

Shut-up and read this.

This chick is psycho.