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<title>My Top 10 Albums Of 2011</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ 1) M83 - Hurry Up, We&#8217;re Dreaming <br /> 2) The Dears - Degeneration Street <br /> 3) Washed Out - Within and Without <br /> 4) Apparat - The Devil&#8217;s Walk <br /> 5) Ladytron - Gravity the Seducer <br /> 6) The Horrors - Skying <br /> 7) Hanna Soundtrack &#8211; The Chemical Brothers <br /> 8) Brian Eno - Drums Between The Bells <br /> 9) Radiohead - King of Limbs <br /> 10) Death Cab for Cutie - Codes and Keys]]> </description>
<dc:date>2011-12-27T14:08:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Pepper Spray Meme</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Here's my half-ass entry... <p> #OWS #OccupyLulz #PepperSpray #LtJohnPike <p> <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/gaddafi_pepper_spray/$file/gaddafi_pepper_spray.jpg"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2011-11-23T11:14:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Obama & Boehner: discuss the debt limit, budget and love</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Not my best work, but some comedic effort... <p> <iframe src=http://www.xtranormal.com/xtraplayr/12331717/obama-boehner width=504 height=312 frameborder=0> </iframe>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2011-07-29T00:16:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>In Regard To Reports Of Apple Secretly Tracking iPhone User Locations</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ I don't know what the problem is. I mean, The Steve decided tracking iPhone users was a good idea. That's all you need to know. Don't you dare question his logic... <p> <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/iPhone_tracking/$file/iPhone_tracking.jpg"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2011-04-22T20:00:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Fox News Viewers: Where Is Egypt?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I just wanted to reach out and help these poor people. See also <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/fox-news-cant-find-egypt-map_n_816540.html" target=_blank>this article</a>. <p> <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/fox_news_egypt/$file/fox_news_viewers_help_egypt.gif"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2011-02-05T13:25:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Thank You Honda</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Dear Customer, <p> American Honda Motor Co., Inc. recently became aware of unauthorized access to an email list used by a vendor of customers who receive special offers and newsletters from Acura. We want to assure you that the only information that was obtained was your email address. <p> We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. As a company, we believe that all customer relationships must be built on trust. That is why we believe it is important to inform you of this incident. You may be aware of attacks on email marketing systems, therefore we want to assure you that we take the safeguarding of your information seriously and that the appropriate authorities have been contacted regarding this incident. Additionally, we have taken steps to minimize this type of exposure in the future. <p> As a company, we encourage you to continue to be aware of the increasingly common email scams that may use your email address to contact you and ask for personal or sensitive information. Be cautious when opening links or attachments from unsolicited third parties. Also know that American Honda Motor Co. Inc. will not send you emails asking for your credit card number, social security number or other personal information. If ever asked for this information, you can be confident it is not from us. <p> Again, let us reassure you that we are taking necessary steps to safeguard your personal information. <p> Thank you. <p> American Honda Motor Co., Inc.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-29T16:38:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>My Top 10 Music Picks For 2010</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ 1. Interpol - Interpol<br /> 2. Honneycombs - Honneycombs<br /> 3. James - The Night Before The Morning After<br /> 4. Underworld - Barking<br /> 5. The The - Radio Cineola<br /> 6. Chemical Brothers - Further<br /> 7. Belle & Sebastian - Write About Love<br /> 8. Massive Attack - Heligo Land<br /> 9. Stars - The Five Ghosts<br /> 10. Gorillaz - Plastic Beach<br />]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-14T22:38:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Thank You Walgreens</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <strong>A Message from Walgreens</strong> <p> Dear Valued Customer, <p> We recently became aware of unauthorized access to an email list of customers who receive special offers and newsletters from us. As a result, it is possible you may have received some spam email messages asking you to go to another site and enter personal data. We are sorry this has taken place and for any inconvenience to you. <p> We want to assure you that the only information that was obtained was your email address. Your prescription information, account and any other personally identifiable information were not at risk because such data is not contained in the email system, and no access was gained to Walgreens consumer data systems. <p> As a company, we absolutely believe that all customer relationships must be built on trust. That is why we believe it is important to inform you of this incident. Online security experts have reported an increase in attacks on email systems, and therefore we have voluntarily contacted the appropriate authorities and are working with them regarding this incident. <p> We encourage you to continue to be aware of increasingly common email scams that may use your email address to contact you and ask for personal or sensitive information. Always be cautious when opening links or attachments from unsolicited third parties. Also know that Walgreens will not send you emails asking for your credit card number, social security number or other personally identifiable information. So if ever asked for this information, you can be confident it is not from Walgreens. <p> If you have any questions regarding this issue, please contact us at 1-888-980-0963. We take your privacy very seriously, and we will continue to work diligently to protect your personal information. <p> Sincerely, <br /> Walgreens Customer Service Team]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-11T14:07:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>How To Join Wikileak&#8217;s Operation Payback</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://dchetty.co.za/2010/12/how-to-join-wikileaks-operation-payback/" _blank>http://dchetty.co.za/2010/12/how-to-join-wikileaks-operation-payback/</a>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-09T23:53:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>WikiLeaks</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ µTorrent client: <a href="http://www.utorrent.com/downloads" target=_blank>http://www.utorrent.com/downloads</a> <br /> WikiLeaks "insurance" torrent: <a href="https://torrents.thepiratebay.org/5723136/WikiLeaks_insurance.5723136.TPB.torrent" target=_blank>https://torrents.thepiratebay.org/5723136/<br /> WikiLeaks_insurance.5723136.TPB.torrent</a> <br /> Donate to WikiLeaks: <a href="http://wikileaks.cc/support.html" target=_blank>http://wikileaks.cc/support.html </a>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-05T15:18:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Oh Cousin Rico How Could You</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-december-2-2010/gaypocalypse-now" target=_blank>Gaypocalypse</a>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-04T11:05:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>It's About Profit And Nothing More</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2010/12/03/131782587/weightwatchers-faults-processed-foods-while-profiting-from-them" target=_blank>WeightWatchers Faults Processed Foods While Profiting From Them</a>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-12-04T11:04:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 17</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, we&#8217;re all done here. Thank you and good night.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-27T22:09:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 16</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ I think this is beyond fixing&#8230;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-26T22:53:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 15</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Still waiting.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-25T22:56:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 14</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Seems backwards to me...]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-24T23:16:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 13</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ I almost forgot who this "Wendy" person is...]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-23T13:19:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 12</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/censored/$file/censored.jpg"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-22T11:55:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 11</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Darkness falls]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-21T23:57:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 10</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<link>http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/archive/20101020-1038%20PM?OpenDocument</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The emptiness of life without weekly profile picture changes&#8230;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-20T22:38:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 9</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ &#24754;&#20260;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-19T20:50:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 8</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Sad Keanu, I feel your pain... <p> <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/Sad-Keanu/$file/Sad-Keanu.jpg"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-18T23:05:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 7</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Sitting in the corner of my room. Curtains drawn. Rocking back and forth.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-17T23:38:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 6</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ There&#8217;s only one cure for The Absence Of The Wendy&#8230;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-16T11:30:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 5</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ <center> <img src="http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/rsrc/sad_cat/$file/sad_cat.jpg"> </center>]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-15T22:51:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 4</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<description><![CDATA[ Darkness surrounds me. A downward spiral. The wound is still fresh&#8230;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-14T23:58:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 3</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<link>http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/archive/20101013-0947%20PM?OpenDocument</link>
<description><![CDATA[ I&#8217;ve lost the sister I never had and never wanted anyway.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-13T21:47:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 2</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<link>http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/archive/20101012-1101%20PM?OpenDocument</link>
<description><![CDATA[ There is a Reaper whose name is Death,<br /> And, with his sickle keen,<br /> He reaps the bearded grain at a breath,<br /> And the flowers that grow between...]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-12T23:01:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Absence Of The Wendy - Day 1</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<link>http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/archive/20101011-1005%20PM?OpenDocument</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The world has gone gray. Nothing matters anymore. I am lost, wandering endlessly and mindlessly. How can anyone be expected to carry on&#8230;]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-10-11T22:05:00-04:00</dc:date>
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<title>Christians</title>
<dc:creator>Jay Kastner</dc:creator> 
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<link>http://www.kastnerfamily.net/jaysblog.nsf/archive/20100818-0530%20PM?OpenDocument</link>
<description><![CDATA[ In reference to: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9j6EsjLNQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9j6EsjLNQ</a> <p> I know for a fact that "religious freedom" is not "endangered" in the United States. I know because your crap is right there in my face on a daily basis. Somehow, your right to public displays/discussion of religious belief is more important than my right to NOT see and hear about your cult. Nevermind that you are free to do this endlessly at home. I know because of the flyers placed on MY home and in MY mail on a daily basis. I know because my FB feed has one too many entries about your personal beliefs. I know because I even hear about your personal "work"...at my real place of work. And sorry to say, but it's usually not coming from Hindus, Buddhists, Jews or Muslims. So raise the praise all you want, just keep it away from me and stop complaining that your "freedom" is being taken away.]]> </description>
<dc:date>2010-08-18T17:30:00-04:00</dc:date>
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