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Sarah Palin Book Signing, Orlando Florida, 2009-11-24

Sat 26 Dec 2009, 03:32 AM

So...here is the long overdue write-up about meeting Sarah Palin. Not my fault --was waiting for the pics to be published. The event was back in November (2009-11-24), and I already had a vacation day scheduled. The night before, someone e-mailed me or it was on the local news --but I found out she would be at a Barnes and Noble book store about 15 minutes from my house.

Just so it’s really, really clear: I am not a Palin fan. But in situations like this, why not spend the time doing something interesting?

I arrived that morning at 8:05 AM. A lot of people were already there --some camping out overnight. They loves them some Sarah. The first thing that struck me was the consistent attire. Was I the only one not wearing 10 year old K-mart jeans, plus crappy sneakers and a bad hair-cut? Maybe there was a general requirement to pull ‘them there’ pants ‘up all high like’? Because an awful lot of people looked like what I’m calling "average guy". This alone was a little disturbing.

A few other random thoughts on the people in line: nice enough to me, but somewhat angry at the world and out of touch. Paranoid (see: Obama is ruining America). Delusional (see: Palin is gonna save America). Really religious (Christian). Older (50 plus). White (see: no African-Americans, and very few Hispanics, considering this took place in Florida). Big Huckabee, Romney, Beck and Coulter fans (of course I happily mentioned that Ms. Coulter once promised to campaign for Hillary Clinton if she and McCain won their respective nominations).

I spent most of my time in line answering comments and questions with really ambiguous answers. It was actually sort of fun. For example, when I was faced with a comment about how "we" needed to take a more activist-type approach to get Obama out of the White House, I answered with "I believe everyone needs to get out and vote".

Another interesting aspect was the two chicks in line behind me. Sisters. They were actually pretty fun. In fact, I got along so well with the younger one that an older couple in front of us pulled me aside to say I should ask her out. Later that evening, when she informed me that they were Mormons, I again carefully responded that "I was raised Catholic". This, it turns out, was the equivalent of telling her I was Muslim. Seriously. In about five minutes’ time, they both went from being by my side all day (and part of a roughly ten person group that had formed), to jumping ahead and leaving us behind. Fine by me...crazy Mormons.

I was in line from 8:05 AM to roughly 12:30 PM (about 4.5 hours). And again from roughly 6:15 PM to 10:15 PM (4 hours). So a total of 8.5 hours. The first round was to get a wristband. There were three groups that got them, and I was toward the end of the yellow wristbands --meaning I might get in but no guarantee. The second round was an initially chaotic mess to queue for the actual signing. At about 9:30 PM there was an announcement that Palin would meet everyone with a wristband.

What else? I saw a crazed woman with a loud, screechy voice running around with a sign the whole time. It said "www dot mycongressmanisnuts dot com" (no linky thank you very much). This recently became national news. But I want to thank her, as I’ve decided to make a donation to Representative Grayson.

Then there’s Mrs. Palin. I have to say she was very nice and clearly generous with her time. She stayed late and tried to make each meeting feel personal. I won’t ever vote for her, but I also didn’t feel like I wanted to be mean or rude either. As you can see from the photos below, there was a lot of love between us. Both of her parents were also there to greet us afterwards, and they looked exhausted.

Three additional notes:
1. Sarah did not accept the hug passed along from Yvette, simply saying "I am so over that girl". :)
2. I am holding a contest to see who can come up with the best caption for Photo 4. The rules are: you’ve got one week from the time of this posting. Anything goes, including altering the photo. And I decide who wins, based on whatever criteria I feel like. The winner gets a $25 gift certificate to Amazon.com (or equiv).
3. I will also say I miss having a "partner in crime" for these kinds of events. Had that in Indy, Bloomington, Cincy...but not here in Orlando. There’s no way I’ll move back to the Midwest, but I do miss my peeps there.

The photos:
My books and autograph, ready for Ebay
Sarah's bus photo 1
Sarah's bus photo 2
Sarah's bus photo 3
Sarah and Jay love photo 1
Sarah and Jay love photo 2
Sarah and Jay love photo 3
Sarah and Jay love photo 4

More general info:
Funny interviews from the Columbus, OH signing
"Sarah Palin Visits Central Fla. On Book Tour"
"Hundreds Lining Up For Sarah Palin Book Signing In Orlando"
"Sarah Palin in Central Florida"

What's been said:

ex_bettie (12/26/2009 09:21 AM) n/a

Photo 3 caption: "Sir, please stay back. You are not to lean aggressively forward over the center point of the table. (Somebody bring me a marker!)"

Photo 4 caption... Jay raises hands in a non aggressive move and steps back and straightens up. "I wasn't leaning, everything is cool here." Palin's smile is unfaltering...

ex_bettie (12/26/2009 09:58 AM) n/a

*insert* Photo 3 caption: Palin pointing to far side of table...

Armin H (28.12.2009 04:36)

Caption for photo 4: "No, Ma'am, I will NOT be available as your running mate in 2012, thank you!"

Erin (12/29/2009 09:50 PM) n/a

Caption 4 - Palin "How do you spell my name?" Jay (after responding 3 times with the answer): "It doesn't matter. Just write something dammit"

EEK (12/29/2009 09:53 PM) n/a

Palin: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I don't feel comfortable hearing about the tattoo you have of me in that 'special place'"

EEK (12/29/2009 09:54 PM) n/a

Palin: "You own a gun too?? Maybe we can go shoot some cans behind this Barnes & Noble after I'm done."

Jay (12/29/2009 10:56 PM)

"Sarah, come on, we talked about this, remember? One hug is nice. Two hugs is understandable. But three hugs --that's just gonna upset Todd again."

Jay (12/29/2009 10:57 PM)

"So, uh, where's Bristol?"

Jay (12/29/2009 11:00 PM)

Sarah: "I thought I had a restraining order against you?"

Yvette (12/29/2009 11:03 PM) n/a

Caption for Sarah & Jay love photo 4 - Palin: Just so ya know, it may look like an "X" but it's really my prized & preschool-perfected signature... Kastner: OK. Well just don't hurt yourself.

Yvette (12/29/2009 11:03 PM) n/a

Caption for Sarah & Jay love photo 4 - Palin: Just so ya know, it may look like an "X" but it's really my prized & preschool-perfected signature... Kastner: OK. Well just don't hurt yourself, baby.

L9 (18.01.2010 05:28)

And who is the winner? Or is the contest still running?

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